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7 Sound Financial Tips Anyone Can Probably Read

Posted By clifhaley 538 days ago on Humor

https://www.clifhaley.me - According to several major news outlets, the economy is in a truly terrible state. Of course, no matter what the state of the economy is, major news outlets always tell us it’s in a truly terrible state.¹ We could all be reading this on gold-plated iPads while man servants clip our toenails and major news […]
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Samobor Kremšnita

Posted By WorldFoodStory 1664 days ago on Humor

https://www.worldfoodstory.co.uk - Samobor kremšnita is a cream cake made from puff pastry, filled with custard cream and beaten egg whites. It is named after the small town of Samobor in central Croatia, where it is known as a culinary classic. It is also a well-known delicacy in Croatian cuisine. The legend states that Đuro Lukačić brought kremšnita...
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Peka

Posted By WorldFoodStory 1694 days ago on Humor

https://www.worldfoodstory.co.uk - Peka is one of the most famous and widespread dishes of traditional Croatian cuisine. The speciality of Peka is that it is prepared in a special baking tray. Actually, it’s after the tray – the dish got its name. It is a shallow circular bowl, which is covered with a wide bell. On that bell...
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Rhoda Bloom is feeling super negative about the Coronavirus.

Posted By intergalacticbiz 1449 days ago on Humor

https://www.intergalacticbiz.com - I’m Rhoda Bloom and I decided to not even try for a good introductory sentence. No one’s going to read this anyway and even if someone does, it’s not like it’s going to matter whether anything about this is good or not. Coronavirus sucks. But it sucks most because I’m pretty sure there will never be a cure. I even spoke with a psychic about it and she left midway through our session because she said the world was ending and she needed to get some of her [...]

Retail Chain Launches Fleet of Robot Customers to Automate Bullshit Demands on Staff

Posted By clifhaley 456 days ago on Humor

https://api.follow.it - Big box retail chain Glutmart announced today via company-wide memo that they will be automating bullshit demands on staff with the help of a fleet of high-tech robots.
Through hours of rigorous machine learning, these robots have fine-tuned their AI’s sensors and grommets to perform dumbass customer behavior almost as well as normal human dumbass customers.
Furthermore, the robots are expected to actually exceed human customer behavior within 15 years…
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Uštipci

Posted By WorldFoodStory 1571 days ago on Humor

https://www.worldfoodstory.co.uk - Uštipci is a very popular dish in Serbia, especially in Vojvodina, the northern part of Serbia. This is doughnuts-like, a small ball of dough, fried in oil. Uštipci is so beloved that it can be served sweet or savoury, with or without sides, as an appetizer or a dessert. Sometimes it can even be the...
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What are the most important places to visit in Split?

Posted By WorldFoodStory 1694 days ago on Humor

https://www.worldfoodstory.co.uk - Split is a truly amazing Mediterranean city located on the east coast of the Adriatic Sea. It is the largest city in Dalmatia and the second-largest city in Croatia. Its centre is the old Roman palace of Emperor Diocletian, built in the 3rd century. The Palace is a monument of zero category and has been...
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Croatian Cuisine

Posted By WorldFoodStory 1671 days ago on Humor

https://www.worldfoodstory.co.uk - History is not written alone in books or monuments. It can also be found in national cuisine. Croatian cuisine is a perfect example of this. Perhaps traditional cookbooks are even more historically accurate than the history books. Croatia is on the crossroads of the Central, Eastern and Mediterranean Europe. Throughout history, this has brought countless...
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Pljeskavica

Posted By WorldFoodStory 1604 days ago on Humor

https://www.worldfoodstory.co.uk - Pljeskavica is one of the most famous and widespread dishes in traditional Serbian cuisine. In Serbia it is a popular street food that can be found in many booths. It is usually cooked on a charcoal grill and is made from ground beef. Sometimes other meat such as pork or lamb is added, as well...
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Queasy Rider: How to Survive Riding a Motorcycle by Going Very, Very Slow

Posted By clifhaley 443 days ago on Humor

https://www.clifhaley.me - For some unknown reason, despite thoroughly cleaning out my ears daily, every morning my right ear appears to have been used as Madame Tussaud’s scrap bucket overnight. There’s a fresh new batch of wax in my right ear large enough to open up one of those quaint New England candle shops with names like Ye […]
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