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How to Make French Toast

Posted By clifhaley 3 days ago on Humor

https://www.clifhaley.me - Making French toast is extremely easy especially if you’re French. If you’re not French but just a cultural-appropriating monster who would like to take advantage of a long-established culinary history you had no hand in creating for your own selfish (and tasty) desires, then read on. 1. Get Some Toast It is extremely difficult – […]
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A Ghost Helped Me out in Waco, Texas

Posted By clifhaley 6 days ago on Humor

https://www.clifhaley.me - I got lost with my girlfriend one night in Waco, Texas. Roads were deserted. No people. No cars. Then a ghost helped me find my way. This was around 2003 or so. My band Plow Monday had a gig at a venue in Waco I now can’t remember the name of. The venue was a […]
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That Time I Almost Met Nelly Furtado

Posted By clifhaley 8 days ago on Humor

https://www.clifhaley.me - If you’ve spent any time around me then you’re well aware that in the early 2000’s I hung out with Stone Temple Pilots in their private rehearsal studio. I’ve probably regaled you with this tale so many times that you try to hide when you see me coming. You probably think to yourself, “Oh shit, […]
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How to Make Semi-Homemade Pizza

Posted By clifhaley 15 days ago on Humor

https://www.clifhaley.me - This only barely qualifies as a recipe since it’s so open-ended. Basically, you need two things: A frozen cheese pizza. Whatever the hell you want to put on it. All you have to do is take #1 out of the box and put #2 on the pizza. Now let me be clear. When I say […]
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If the Dukes of Hazzard had a Smartphone with Google Maps

Posted By clifhaley 35 days ago on Humor

https://www.clifhaley.me - I was driving today with Google Maps on when my phone dinged and said there was a speed trap ahead. I bet The Dukes of Hazzard would have been pretty boring if Bo and Luke had a speed trap detecting smartphone with them in the General Lee. I also bet it would sound like Waylon […]
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Super Simple Campfire Chicken Hash

Posted By clifhaley 37 days ago on Humor

https://www.clifhaley.me - Here’s a simple recipe we threw together while camping this past weekend called “Super Simple Campfire Chicken Hash” because that’s the type of top-notch culinary product branding you come up with after several beers. It’s made entirely with pre-packaged stuff so you need no real skills to make it. STUFF YOU NEED A can of […]
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I Made Chicken Wings in the Ninja Foodi

Posted By clifhaley 52 days ago on Humor

https://www.clifhaley.me - Advances in modern science and technology have brought us many wondrous devices in the past several years such as the Perseverance Mars rover and the Ninja Foodi, which unlike the Perseverance Mars rover, is great for cooking chicken wings. How do I know this? Because I made some. Here’s what you need and how to do it. STUFF YOU NEED Frozen chicken wings. Note that here I’m referring to plain, raw, no-frills frozen chicken wings. Not pre-made frozen chicken wings. Olive oil. Whatever spices and sauces you want your wings to taste like. These days I prefer a blend of black pepper, Sriracha sauce, and Blackstone Taco & Fajita seasoning. HERE’S WHAT YOU DO Pour about 1 cup of water into the Ninja Foodi. Place the Ninja Foodi fryer basket into the Ninja Foodi. Put wings

How to Make Slightly Less Lethal Ramen

Posted By clifhaley 87 days ago on Humor

https://www.clifhaley.me - Like you, my favorite food in the entire world is ramen (from the ancient Japanese word “ramen” meaning “more sodium per teaspoon than an entire livestock salt block”). Unfortunately, like almost every delicious thing humans actually enjoy eating, it is extremely unhealthy for you when consumed in its most popular form: pre-packaged block of ramen with a “flavor packet” of dehydrated broth dust and enough salt to tan several mammoth hides.   Good news for all you ramen loving folks* because I (e.g. my wife) have devised a way to make ramen kinda, sorta from scratch at home that is far healthier than the pre-packaged alternative which is known to sometimes cause heart attacks to occur in anyone standing within a three foot radius of a single pack. Also g