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My Favorite David Lee Roth Quotes – Volume II

Posted By clifhaley 19 days ago on Humor

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It’s been EIGHT YEARS since I first published my list of favorite Davide Lee Roth quotes and as a testament to the magnetism that is Diamond Dave it has consistently been the most trafficked page on this site getting between 1 – 5 visits every day for eight damn years. Well, why stop there, eh? DLR is a man with no shortage of wit and wisdom, so here are more of my favorite David Lee Roth quotes!
Music is like girlfriends to me. I’m continually astonished by the choices other people make.
You can’t expect somebody who spends 10 years of their life on a postage stamp stage in a bar somewhere to all of a sudden be a major movie mogul. I just lucked out.
I’m not Gregory Hines. I’m not Baryshnikov. I’m not trying to ach

Movie Review: BumbleBee (2018)

Posted By clifhaley 19 days ago on Humor

https://api.follow.it - I’ve never been much into the Transformers movies, but this one caught my eye because it looked quite a bit different than what I’d come to expect from the franchise. I shelved it away in a corner of my mind to maybe check out one day, but then I came across a few reviews about how funny and downright sweet it is that I had to add it to my active watch list. I’m glad I did.
I’ve never been much into the Transformers movies, but this one caught my eye because it looked quite a bit different than what I’d come to expect from the franchise. I shelved it away in a corner of my mind to maybe check out one day, but then I came across a few reviews about how funny and downright sweet it is that I had to add it to my active watch list. I’m glad I did.
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My First and Possibly Last Vlog!

Posted By clifhaley 20 days ago on Humor

https://api.follow.it - I had to take a four hour trip to pick up a Bugera 6260 guitar amp from a buddy of mine. I decided to document the journey into my first and possibly last vlog ever! Get ready for high adventure in East Texas with little known facts about various towns and a most likely haunted cemetery!

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How to Make French Toast

Posted By clifhaley 25 days ago on Humor

https://www.clifhaley.me - Making French toast is extremely easy especially if you’re French. If you’re not French but just a cultural-appropriating monster who would like to take advantage of a long-established culinary history you had no hand in creating for your own selfish (and tasty) desires, then read on. 1. Get Some Toast It is extremely difficult – […]
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A Ghost Helped Me out in Waco, Texas

Posted By clifhaley 28 days ago on Humor

https://www.clifhaley.me - I got lost with my girlfriend one night in Waco, Texas. Roads were deserted. No people. No cars. Then a ghost helped me find my way. This was around 2003 or so. My band Plow Monday had a gig at a venue in Waco I now can’t remember the name of. The venue was a […]
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