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⚡Boohoo Halloween Haul⚡

Posted By Thunderella666 1 day 6 hours ago on Personal - If you type ‘Halloween‘ in Boohoo’s search bar, you will get a plethora of halloween themed goodies … however, I present to you my wee selection – most of which I have placed an order for whilst coming back from a disappointing Gothic Circus Die Show in the Isle of Wight! But this will be a separate […]

⚡When Life Doesn’t Go As Planned⚡

Posted By Thunderella666 5 days ago on Personal - … Put on your comfy shoes, go down your local thrift store and meet a really sweet shop worker who will bring not only a smile to your face but a top and a skirt for your totally random ‘shoot myself on my terrace‘ photoshoot ! Sponsored by : Never Eat Pizza before taking fashion […]

⚡A Living Dead Girl in Highgate Cemetary⚡

Posted By Thunderella666 14 days ago on Personal - These last two weeks have been more mental than a Donald Trump rally. Honestly, this is actually possible. I have been: ill, multiple times – because … just to make sure? dragged into ooooone more neighbour incident which triggered the ‘here’s my notice of termination of inferno residency’ event [yes, I am breaking free a […]

⚡ For Those About To Bollock… ⚡

Posted By Thunderella666 15 days ago on Personal - I rebuke youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Oh. I know what you may be thinking….”What a nice introduction eh?!” (alternatively you may also be singing along to the original tune, in which case I actually salute you). ​​SMXLL You see, I used to run a blog years ago … A blog that was as shiny as Dave Mustaine’s mane, and as funny […]

⚡ Paracetamol To The Wall ⚡

Posted By Thunderella666 15 days ago on Personal - In a typical turn of events, the day I decide to be productive (e.g. write silly stuff, take silly pictures and play silly metal), my body decides to go on strike, like a true French representative of the lazy derrière. I literally woke up feeling like Maiden’s Eddie would feel after a night of tantric yoga with […]

⚡ Sad But (Sing) True ⚡

Posted By Thunderella666 15 days ago on Personal - One of my latest objectives is to transition from the lyrical version of Jason Voorhees (massacres everything even in silence)  into the lyrical version of Hannibal Lecter (massacres everything with class, precision and a glass of Merlot). Basically, I have started taking singing lessons (and guitar lessons). This is happening after years of singing and […]

⚡ Rage Against The Meeting ⚡

Posted By Thunderella666 16 days ago on Personal - UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH.  Meeting in the name of! Meeting in the name of! In a few days, I have to go back to what is deemed the “real” world, eg assume the crouching fatso hidden worker position behind my desk at home, and start hunting for more crouching fatso hidden worker positions via Linkedin and other job […]

⚡ Take Me Down to Greenwich City ⚡

Posted By Thunderella666 16 days ago on Personal - Soooooooo I am going to pretend I am the Axl Rose of writing and come up with the excuse that I am late in submitting blog posts because I have been busy watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV : The Secret of the Booze …  Eh, if Axl got away with it, then why not me? After […]

⚡ Bethnal Green, The Market of The Beast ⚡

Posted By Thunderella666 16 days ago on Personal - My name is Mel, and I am a blingaholic.   I do not just own shiny rings and sparkly necklaces, studded collars and spiky wristbands; I cake my body and my walls with bling. I wake up with bling, I go to bed with bling and I will probably die under a pile of carefully […]

⚡ Turbo Leather : Delivering The Goods ⚡

Posted By Thunderella666 16 days ago on Personal - There I was completely wasted,  out of work and down (I wasn’t wasted, just caffeinated to the Gods) All inside it’s so frustrating as I drift from town to town (Kentish Town to Camden Town these days) Feel as though nobody cares if I live or die (yep but i am planning to do both […]

⚡ Let The Stinkies Hit The Floor ⚡

Posted By Thunderella666 17 days ago on Personal - I hate commuting in the mobile fart incubator known as the Tube … especially in the mornings when a fair proportion of the professional minion community does the tightest version of the YMCA dance, armpits raised to the Gods of Anti Perspirants, holding on to the sticky, sweaty poles (sometimes used as arse crack holders […]

⚡ Bark At The Moon With an Iphone 7 in a Paradise City ⚡

Posted By Thunderella666 17 days ago on Personal - About 6 months ago,  I came out of the Dark Ages and ditched my BlackBerry for an Iphone 7. It wasn’t easy coming out of the closet – in fact it took about 3 years of jokes, 102 looks of horror and most frightening : the prospect of a Mobile Phone Nose Job.  Yep, I […]

⚡London Edge Autumn 2018 : The Alt Fashion Pledge⚡

Posted By Thunderella666 17 days ago on Personal - …. Yes, it is that time of the year where I bust your (eye)balls with one of the main events in the alternative fashion world : London Edge !! Whilst primarily targeted at buyers looking to pimp up their shops with the latest in the alternative trends, us bloggers are also regular visitors to the […]

⚡Knock, Knock, Knockin’ On The Gym’s Door⚡

Posted By Thunderella666 373 days ago on Fashion - I had the most amazing experience at the gym yesterday morning.   It was one of these out of body experiences which I kept hearing about.   Basically, my body was in KFC whilst my spirit was on the elliptical trainer.   I am getting so plump I think I am defying the laws of [...]