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Paracetamol To The Wall

Posted By Thunderella666 21 days ago on Fashion - In a typical turn of events, the day I decide to be productive (e.g. write silly stuff, take silly pictures and play silly metal), my body decides to go on strike, like a true French patriot of the lazy derrière.I literally woke up feeling like Maiden's Eddie would feel after a night of tantric yoga with Vic Rattlehead.Stiff, dehydrated and wanting to run to the hills (and wondering why the hell I am sounding like I should belong in a band called Thunderus Goatus Throatus 666).I, Melly The Third


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