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I Bought a Vintage Commodore Vic-20 Computer
Super Simple Campfire Chicken Hash
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The Bathroom Workout
Perform standard bodily evacuations.
Do 15 pushups.
Wash hands.
It’s very important to a) not get these steps out of order, or b) try to rush through the routine by performing multiple steps at the same time. Doing so may yield less than desirable results and could potentially result in a terrible mess.
My wife has recently decided to join me in doing the bathroom workouts (also NOT at the same time) by doing 10 squats every time she goes to the bath
When COVID’s Gone, Then What?
My Wife Tried to Kill Me with Progresso Spicy Jambalya Soup [REVIEW?]
I think my wife is trying to kill me. That is the only explanation I can think of as to why she would inflict upon me such pain as is found in Progresso Spicy Jambalya Soup. The really cruel part of this horrendously hot soup is that it tastes really damn good. I couldn’t stop spooning it into my agonized mouth.
I like spice, but typically when you see a “spicy” version of something that isn’t normally spicy such as Progresso Soup you can expect the spiciness to be rather mild so as not to traumatize normal consumers. This jambalya doesn’t care one bit about normal consumers. It hates normal consumers. It wants to burn their faces completely off. Long story short, I loved it.
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Tzatziki
Posted By WorldFoodStory 1527 days ago on Humor
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7 signs you ate or drank too much on Thanksgiving. Don’t ignore these.
Posted By intergalacticbiz 1240 days ago on Humor
Daily Journal: October 9, 2005
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A Ghost Helped Me out in Waco, Texas
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Breaking secret news: Dentistry is fake. We drill down to the truth.
Posted By intergalacticbiz 1677 days ago on Humor
My Thoughts on the First 2020 Presidential Debate
Things Websites Need to Stop Doing
Putting important information and links in the footer on a site with infinite scrolling so that the only way you can ever get to it is to view source and directly copy the URLs.
Having a “support” system that is nothing but a bottomless FAQ pit of useless or outdated information with contact info that is virtually impossible to find. PayPal is notorious for this. Virtually every time I’ve had to use PayPal’s “support” system to figure out how to do something (usually cancelling recurring payments) the information has not been updated after recent site updates so that either many of the links / pages it says to go to either no longer exist or have moved. Often (more often than should be allowed by a loving God) pages PayPal links to in their support documents are COMPLETELY GONE.
Utilizing incompetent AI chatbots. If you don’t have a live human available, get rid of the online chat option entirely.
Requiring a credit card for free trials. I get why sites do this (they’re evil) but they really need to stop.
The SaaS (Software as a Service) business model needs to f*&%ing die. This is the single worst thing to happen to software since the Atari 2600 E.T. video game.
Asking me if I want to receive their obnoxious notifications. You want to have an email newsletter sign up form? Great! You want to randomly invade my browser with updates no matter where I am on the web? Nope.
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Souvlaki
Posted By WorldFoodStory 1525 days ago on Humor
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New movement says stop shaking hands.
Posted By intergalacticbiz 1227 days ago on Humor
DALL-E 2 Images: First Day Playing With DALL-E 2
“a photo of a robot reading a newspaper”
“a drinking glass full of eyeballs”
“a renaissance painting of superman playing a piano”
“a blueprint drawing of r2-d2”
“a photo of a giant potato in the desert”
“a renaissance painting of r2-d2”
“a tintype photo of a hamster reading a book”
“a photo of an old 1950s refrigerator in a forest”
“a pixel art drawing of a sloth playing an acoustic guitar”
“a comic book drawing of a sloth playing an acoustic guitar”
“a bottle of hand sanitizer flying through space digital art”
“a comic book drawing of zorro playing a guitar”
“a robot dancing with a monkey pixel art”
“hand drawing of a dragon”
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Only losers don't read this...
Posted By intergalacticbiz 1417 days ago on Humor
The simple 30 minute morning routine that changed Ed Mountaineer's life.
Posted By intergalacticbiz 1106 days ago on Humor
"Gourmet” Sandwiches
I just had Subway for lunch and I was once again surprised at how much it didn’t suck.
I was never really a big fan of Subway sandwiches back before their big make over; before they decided to sell meats made from animals that actually exist in nature and offer more than one flavor of bread. Remember the OLD Subway with that one limp roll of bread and the cold cuts of meat-ish product that you could ball up and bounce off walls? Well, take it from me, the NEW AND IMPROVED Subway is MUCH better. So I’ve been eating of this new Subway for a couple of weeks now and have been quite pleased.
My favorite sub shop here in town (being Austin, Texas) is Delaware Subs. Delaware Subs offers gigantic sandwiches crafted from AUTHENTIC east coast recipes. They even offer these tiny little over-priced sugar infused cupcakes called Tasty Cakes that, apparently, only grow naturally “up North.” These little cupcakes are so rich in sugar they can rot an elephant tusk from twenty-five feet away.
I do like sub sandwiches. If I had to rank the sub shops here in Austin from what I would eat first to what I would eat last, I would have to say. . .
Delaware Subs.
Quizno’s.
Subway.
A heaping wheelbarrow full of mammal feces.
Thundercloud Subs.
As you have probably gathered from the above ranking, I am not a huge fan of Thundercloud Subs. Nope. They are absolutely the worst. The strange thing, though, is that they are incredibly popular here. I don’t understand why. . .
Thundercloud Subs are small, over-priced, made from substances that barely pass as meat and more often probably pass as stones or polyps, and their shops are staffed by hippies. And by hippies I mean hirsute men and women who travel in visible hazes of body odor and patchulli and very rarely take the time to pluck various insects and wildlife from their dreadlocks, not your typical modern day hippie who doesn’t even have a job.
And now even 7-11 has gotten into the sub sandwich business offering sandwiches made from, and they really say this, “gourmet” meats and breads, which makes me wonder: Who stood by and let 7-11 bend “gourmet” over a barrell and rape the meaning out of it? Why, back in my day, you couldn’t even use the word “gourmet” in a sentence unless you had an off shore bank account and at least ten servants just to pick your nose for you. Boy, those were the days!
UPDATE 2021: Since this was originally written back in 2004 Delaware Subs’ quality has gone downhill faster than an overweight manatee on a skateboard. Their former greatness has been usurped by the far superior Tucci’s Southside Subs.
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Alien civilizations died because of tech advances. Are we next? Not if we get dumber.
Posted By intergalacticbiz 1203 days ago on Humor