22.00 is here and the message beeping had intensified as the time got closer and so did moony’s heartbeat, as carol gently snuggled up close to read the screen. she smelt kinda funny but he couldn’t put his finger on what it was.
attempts at humour
Created by tbaoo On Mar, 10 2012
this will be the place for blogs and bloggers that succeed, try or even fail, but in the end attempt to be funny. come on in and give a laugh a try.
things are getting out of hand. i’ve spread myself that thin on the ground that i can’t seem to stand steady. i’ve just updated my website building website ( building ) attached and/or created a facebook page with a new twitter account. all this for the warm place of reassuring website building. it’s been a bit neglected of late, but that’s changed this weekend. i’ve gone mad .. and no, i’ve not yet gone outside. there’s 80’s rock on the tv, where would i go ?
carol sat in the sealed loading dock with the version of robert and wondered how it had got this far. this mentally crippled and twisted bugger had decided to force his way upon carol in a most devilish manner. robert it turns out wasn’t pleasuring himself on the hour ( well not all the time ) he was creating a clone of himself, but the weird bugger had tried to make the clone a perfect copy of himself in every way, except it looked like moony.
they were smiling back at us
By tbaoo on Writing from www.tbaoo.com
three smiles beamed back. one was strained and unsettling, the other two seemed genuine. the only trouble with landing here on-top of this tribe from a long lost time on a very strange planet, was the risk of altering the time space continuum.
Neglected in the fickle world of comic fandom, these nine lesser superheroes find remembrance here. Held back by a tragic lack of ability and subsequent comic book reader disinterest, here are the bottom nine:
3. Belt Slightly Tighter Lass
Power: Able to slightly tighten belts, waistcoats, and thongs.
Notable accomplishments: Foils an international garment plot by sowing discomfort among squabbling staff members. Belt Slightly Tighter Lass was honored with a solid aluminum Medal of Crime Awareness by the City of Potchkiss, Kentucky at their First (and last) Weevil Time Festival.
3. Belt Slightly Tighter Lass
Power: Able to slightly tighten belts, waistcoats, and thongs.
Notable accomplishments: Foils an international garment plot by sowing discomfort among squabbling staff members. Belt Slightly Tighter Lass was honored with a solid aluminum Medal of Crime Awareness by the City of Potchkiss, Kentucky at their First (and last) Weevil Time Festival.
Amazon purportedly loses money on each Kindle. They do that to get you to buy e-books. A low cost, bare bones e-book reader you can hold with one hand? Nice. But it's a trap.
You can adjust the text size, read in bright sunshine, stick it in your pocket or beach bag, and hold War and Peace in your fingertips.
Sounds great. But it's a trick
You can adjust the text size, read in bright sunshine, stick it in your pocket or beach bag, and hold War and Peace in your fingertips.
Sounds great. But it's a trick
a remarkable day has nearly finished, indeed two remarkable days. the first day was spent in the rarefied atmosphere of a queensland public trustee representative’s meeting, who was holding court in the centerlink office, right near the house of tbaoo. now if you’re keen senior or a carer of a senior – keen or not, you go to that office and sort out your affairs. my bride and i aren’t in that senior category just yet, but we needed the services offered by the public trustee. if you live in australia the government, via their state agencies provide some precise estate management, powers of attorney and will preparation.
Mixing leprechaun magic and hot lead, Leprechaun with a Gun begins his crimefighting career as an ordinary leprechaun.
When people catch him to get three wishes, well, that's just part of being a leprechaun.
But when they come for his pot of gold, Leprechaun with a Gun fights back.
One Leprechaun. One gun. One beautiful girl. Well, several beautiful girls.
One peaceful glen. One pot of gold. Lots of bad guys. Lots of dead bad guys.
When people catch him to get three wishes, well, that's just part of being a leprechaun.
But when they come for his pot of gold, Leprechaun with a Gun fights back.
One Leprechaun. One gun. One beautiful girl. Well, several beautiful girls.
One peaceful glen. One pot of gold. Lots of bad guys. Lots of dead bad guys.
