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attempts at humour

Created by tbaoo On Mar, 10 2012

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carol sat in the dark and wondered whether she’s escaped the eyes and that terribly violent and live wiring that had attacked her. the wiring caught the faux moony, ( i.e the clone of robert that looked like moony ) in such a way that it really swept carol up in to a whirlwind of wonder and awe. it also pushed her three corridor sections away during the frenzied attack on the clone. that saved her life.
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moony was locked into a shift of brain numbingly boring blogging. it was his turn to shine again and after losing the droid science guy he was penalised by being forced to stay in his humi-crib. this crib was far from humid it was bloody freezing, you could hang meat in there. he had so many jumpers on he could pass himself off as twice the man. gloves were a bit difficult though, he only had two fingers ( one each hand ) and two thumbs, but that’s all he needed to fly and type.
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this post is more about testing the wordpress system, my hosting database and you dear reader. i’ve spent the last day in purgatory, offline and trouser-less in my own database if you know what i mean. someone was rather personal ( in a biological sense ) and didn’t even kiss me or take me dancing first. bugger !!
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well what do you want to do ? she only sprayed such an angry retort when she was totally exhausted with the my overwhelming ways. she didn’t even want to know the answer, it was only meant to kickstart the argument into the next level. the next level for me was a period of blissful silence, but for her it was an expression of the messy disordered style of living we’d become.
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the message was from trevor nubleous. he was the funny little half man, half dog creature that ran the mumblet science department. in fact not only did he run it, he designed it and was the overlord of nearly everything mumblet did. the reason for his peculiar body and mannerisms was that the company creator not only named the company after his dog, he continued with the theme in creating loyal employees.
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mumblet is the name of the company and it gets it’s name from the founders dog. he couldn’t think of anything better and as many a soul crushed by the omnipresent gigantic’ist company can attest to, it doesn’t stand for anything other than scary frightening stuff. stand in it’s way and your either killed, sacked, demoted, erased entirely or indeed your family is.
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life on the research station was returning to normal. life is a strange word considering that only three personnel where alive. the rest were droids and the fixed auto bot things that kept the place running, moony hated being trapped with the three. robert, the wanker, the head scientist carol and moony.
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tbaoo questionnaire

By tbaoo on from www.tbaoo.com

i have questions, i need answers, i want results, although there is no winner, other than tbaoo – big chubby thanks

these questions and the answers that i require, beg, cajole or tease from you dear reader, will be for my next comprehensive study of human kind. they’re easy, or difficult depending on your point of view, free, good looking and subtle in a cynical observational sense. here goes then …
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