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There are some days where I stumble upon some really, really bad blogs, and I mean really bad! As a dedicated blogger of about four months, I now truly understand why most blogs never survive for more than one year online, let alone gain a readership that is motivated to consume the author’s content. You should really absorb every piece of information in this blog post because these are most likely the reasons as to why no one wants to read your junk (or content, as you like to think it is), and I don’t blame them one bit. Now I’ll begin telling you why I would never again visit your jungle of a blog if it were to ever cross my shrewd path once more.
- You Write Like a Third Grader – You can’t spell words correctly and it’s very sickening to see since you’re a young adult and sometimes much older. Why can’t you spell? I don’t know if not having a good command of the English language is okay in your household or with whomever raised you, but you should really work to improve your punctuation, usage, grammar, and spelling (PUGS).
- Nice, Long, Boring, and Super Sloppy – Dude, why is your content so lengthy? Don’t you know that most people don’t have the time to read every single word that you use as powerful little weapons to hurt their eyes? Most new readers are not going to read your 3000 word blog post because you simply have no credibility with them. Also, why don’t you use paragraph breaks because paragraph breaks really make your huge heap of a paragraph appear easier to read and this motivates readers to read your content? You can’t be this stupid because you do, in fact, own a blog, but I guess getting a blog started is so easy that a caveman could do it. If you desire to blog like a caveman, then be my guest because I bet that there are many bloggers out there who would appreciate less competition.
- Your Creepy Popups – Why is it that your popups keep jumping out at me like a stalker hiding in the bushes? You don’t think it’s even slightly creepy? I am an intelligent human being and I know how to signup for your free e-book, your free e-course, or your free whatever, just so I can receive your spam emails throughout the week trying to sell me stuff nonstop.
- Clean Your Blog! – Please stop keeping your blog like you keep your bedroom, MESSY! You don’t have to be a designer to keep a clean, orderly blog. I do it and I’m no Photoshop-master or any of that cool stuff. I suck at designing Web sites and blogs, but the least I do is keep a clean theme and I keep all my content organized in a way that is liberating, helpful and useful to my readership. In other words, I do best the things that I do well with to make my blog attractive. Doing these things seem to work rather well for the non-designer savvy guy I am, so why can’t you do the same for your blog because it looks very unattractive and this isn’t good for a blogger trying to claim Internet fame (just being honest)?
- Are You Afraid of Me? – I try to be Mr. Nice Guy by giving some thoughtful comments to your posts, but you never reply to any of my comments to at least thank me for commenting when no one else would do so. Do you not care about your audience? Did you not create your blog for social interaction because that is the entire purpose of blogging? If you’re to succumb to insular blogging, then your blog would be much better off being a private blog. Why share content with the entire Web that you clearly do not want others to read?
These five annoyances wrap up my blog pet-peeves. I was prompted to write this post because I see this so much on the Web, especially with new bloggers. I just simply don’t understand what would cause a blogger to not respond to his commentators’ comments. In my opinion, not responding to your commentators (especially when you have no comments whatsoever) is the biggest way to disrespect someone in the blogging world. Hopefully, my dislikes in a blog will help someone create a better blog because that is my reason for writing this post.
The problems that I’ve outlined in this post are really a huge reflection of bloggers forgetting to take to their blogs the standards that they have for themselves in real life. One of the main keys to climbing up the ladder of blogging success is to take your real life personality online with you. For some weird reason, many bloggers feel that it is not okay to blog about their problems, childhood, interesting stories, comical situations, and other things that apply to their personal lives. It’s okay to inject personality into your blog. Your blog should be a prototype of you that is available on the Internet twenty-four hours per day and every day.
To all of you bloggers out there who find yourselves doing the things that I’ve outlined above, please find time in your day to correct those mistakes. Don’t let little adversities such as the trivial ones that I’ve outlined stop you from achieving the blogger success that you desire to have someday. Today is the day to take a step toward your blogging success. Go out on the Web and get it!
About Kevin Martin
Hello all! I am Kevin Martin and I'm a proud member of Blog Engage and I am a fervent personal development blogger at The Annoying Life.
Tags: Blogger Tips, bloggers, blogging


Window Replacement Santa Cruz
February 17th, 2012
LOL, I find your article both entertaining and of value while connecting with it through my own experiences. If I didn’t write like a third grader, I would probably have a blog myself, but instead I am bound to roam the deep collection of blogs and engage in conversation as a commentator.
My favorite blogs are free of MOST of your 5 points, but I am puzzled about your take on cleanliness. Most blogs are trying to monetize by affiliate marketing, which is probably why they look cluttered. Is it possible to have this affiliate marketing, plus marketing of their own product without cluttering the space. I am so use to seeing this, that I have selective vision now and don’t even notice these areas. In fact, when I come to a blog like this, I often get nervous because something feels a bit strange!
-Joe
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TheAnnoyingLife
February 17th, 2012
As for cleanliness, some bloggers have blogs that look messy due to the overuse of ads. I especially hate it when I see ads that are too big for the site and as a result part of the ad isn’t visible to the reader. Affiliate marketing is okay, but some bloggers take affiliate marketing way too far and their blog ends up looking messy and disorganized due to so many ads. This only happens when bloggers are focused on generating ad revenue, rather than focusing on growing their readership and creating good content. Thanks for commenting.
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Palm Coast SEO
February 18th, 2012
I had to laugh when I read your reply because I frequent a few blogs that fit your description, and I nicknamed them “nascar”, because they remind me about how a Nascar vehicle is a collection of advertisements with a car underneath.
So, are these blogs you mention a collection of advertisements with a blog underneath? Pretty much. I bet we have something in common. We both probably refuse to pay for a T-Shirt that advertises a company or its product.
-Joe
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Steve
February 17th, 2012
Great points. Sometimes it is fine line between a good blog and a bad one.
I would say I -somewhat- disagree with #2
Boring Bad: check
Sloppy Bad: Check
But long bad: It depends.
Some of my favorite blog posts are on the long side. They really get into the meat of the topic and NEED to be long to cover it as completely as they do.
I WILL say that it is important to “break up” these long articles, so that it doesn’t seem as dunting. (pictures, graphs, headers, shorter paragraphs, etc.
Anyhow, I am nitpicking, great points
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TheAnnoyingLife
February 17th, 2012
I’m not saying that all long blog posts are bad. I am suggesting that one should grow his or her readership before writing long posts because most people will not read your long posts, if they don’t know who you are as a blogger. That’s all. Thanks for commenting, Steve.
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bbrian017
February 17th, 2012
This was a good one and seeing were on Blog Engage right now many people can benefit from this article! Sometimes as new bloggers we start adding all this crap to our article, big ads above our content and we don’t know it but we are destroying our blogs reputation.
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TheAnnoyingLife
February 17th, 2012
Ads are fine with me. I just don’t like the overuse of ads. Only once in a while do I find blog where ads are clearly overused, but when I do find those kinds of blog I tend to shy away from them. Thanks for commenting, Brian.
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bbrian017
February 17th, 2012
Hey it’s the lest I can do seeing you took the time to join the contest! You know I’ve been working online now for over 5 years so I’ve picked a lot of things I don’t like. I’ve seen everything, if you’ve seen how many blogs I’ve viewed in my life you would have a heart attack.
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TheAnnoyingLife
February 17th, 2012
Joining the contest was no problem. I’ve always been an industrious person.
Sandipan Mukherjee
February 18th, 2012
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TheAnnoyingLife
February 20th, 2012
I’m so happy that you enjoyed the post. Also, I appreciate you for commenting. Thanks.
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Internet Marketing Guide
February 19th, 2012
Sometimes, it would be best to break your post into paragraphs or perhaps turn it to a list! Lists are actually easy to read, quite entertaining, and usually direct to the point. So if you don’t have one now, then it would be best to give it a shot.
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TheAnnoyingLife
February 20th, 2012
I love reading posts that are broken up into short, informative paragraphs and lists rather than reading long paragraphs or reading one super long paragraph that should be broken up into smaller paragraphs. Thanks for commenting.
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Holly Jahangiri
February 19th, 2012
Well, I give points for style and personality (in fact, I’m competing with you here – so I’m LITERALLY giving you points, by commenting at all). Ironically, though, you made me say something I normally dismiss with contempt when other bloggers/writers say it: “Well I’m not writing for YOU, then!”
Admittedly, that was just a knee-jerk reaction to your criticism of my overly long posts. That triggered an immediate urge to accuse YOU of having the attention span of an annoying insect on the second day of a three-day lifecycle. But you are certainly not alone, and your point (after three therapeutic chocolate truffles and a refill on coffee) is well taken.
I do think I may hold the current Guinness record on longest blog post EVER: http://jahangiri.us/new/2011/12/19/survived-the-blog/
I now understand why the Academy Awards sends people out on stage with tranq guns and fake smiles. But never mind that…I hope it wasn’t too boring, but there were PEOPLE to be thanked. It was important. I know, I know – it’s passe. I make my son read all the credits at the ends of his video games, too, reasoning that the person who suggested the elf have pointy ears – usually the LAST one listed right before credits to the sound system – has a mother, somewhere, who is very, very proud and wants to know someone noticed her child’s contributions. My husband thinks I’m nuts. But some day, my son’s going to win a million-dollar trivia question about who designed the sword hilt carried by some character in Final Destiny XXV and he’ll have the last laugh, won’t he?
Odd, your first point – but I think we’re in complete agreement here. Most people hate me for using (and correctly spelling) words like “floccinaucinihilipilification” – thus floccinaucinihilipilificating the importance of small, funny-looking dogs with squashed noses. What they often miss is the fact that I have Swiss-cheese holes in my brain that refuse to let me spell words like “harass” and “embarrass” on the first try (why does “harass” only have ONE r, while “embarrass” has two – isn’t that weird?) Or that I know the proper use of parenthetical phrases, but prefer to reverse the whole notion and put all the meat and potatoes into them and leave the flotsam and jetsam floating around the outer edges with the ellipses.
Agreed, too, on the “creepy pop-ups” – begone, foul creatures of the dank, dark recesses of baser human nature! (No, seriously, it’s funny because I have this mailing list I never use, and people are constantly asking when I’m going to send them some spam already. They’re threatening to unsubscribe because they’re not hearing from me often enough. What’s up with THAT?)
My blog’s a mess. For the same reason my closet’s a mess. I have…issues. Sentimental attachments. If it’s not to the blog posts, then it’s to the comments. I know, I know – there are meds for that. Just…I quit smoking five years ago. Let me hang onto ONE vice, anyway.
Some people can’t make up their mind whether they want a blog or an ezine or what. Maybe they think “aloof” and “unapproachable” make them rockstars. What it makes them is aloof, unapproachable, and a little boring. But with something like 185 MILLION blogs out there, who CARES? I don’t think any of us should have trouble finding reading material, do you?
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TheAnnoyingLife
February 20th, 2012
Holly, you’re correct about me having an extremely short attention span because that’s totally true. Making your son read the credits at the end of all his video games is just insane; I’m surprised he hasn’t revolted. Please send some spam to your followers by the way because your followers are the second most important ingredient for having a successful blog. Your blog is NOT EVEN messy because I’ve seen messy blogs and your blog just isn’t cutting it. Lastly, I subscribed to your blog because I think it’s unique. Thanks for commenting.
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Holly Jahangiri
February 20th, 2012
He’s 15 – he’s revolt, I’m sure, if I forced him to read them. But since my logic was impeccable, and he understands it’s important to all those people’s mothers, and that if he does good things his own might buy him a video game he HASN’T gotten to the credits on, yet – well, let’s just say a 15 year old boy can find much more interesting causes to rebel and revolt against.
And thank you for subscribing! I’m enjoying yours, as well. As rants go, they’re pretty sensible and polite. I can totally relate to most of them I’ve read so far!
You want to see how I rant? You might enjoy these:
http://jahangiri.us/new/2008/11/25/ten-secrets-to-hugely-successful-article-writing-humor/
http://jahangiri.us/new/2010/09/06/spammerview/
http://jahangiri.us/new/2010/03/30/press-this-key-to-speak-to-a-real-live-human-being/
See, I can rant, too!
Dangit – you sucked me into leaving another comment. I see what you’re doing, there! You need to come leave ME one, now, on MY contest entry!
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TheAnnoyingLife
February 20th, 2012
I’m 17 and I’d definitely revolt if I were your son. I just find it so unnecessary to read the credits, but I guess it’s important to pay attention to small details. I’ll be sure to read your posts. Also, I’m not trying to trick you into commenting or anything, but I’ll sure to read your contest entry and leave a thoughtful comment. Thanks for commenting.
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Holly Jahangiri
February 21st, 2012
You’re only 17? I had no idea. My son’s not revolting. Rebelling, on occasion, but never revolting.
Wait, dang it, you did it again!!! ::facepalm::
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Kevin Martin
February 21st, 2012
Yes, I’m 17. Also, I commented on your guest post for the contest and I liked it on Facebook and I shared it on Twitter. I appreciate your comments.
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Chris
February 21st, 2012
This post is awesome and so true on so many levels. Although I haven’t come across many of these blogs, because they aren’t very popular for obvious reasons. We share the same pet peeves.
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Kevin Martin
February 21st, 2012
It’s nice to know that we share the same annoyances. Thanks for commenting, Chris.
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Samdonna
February 21st, 2012
I don’t think that every long blog would be boring. It depends on blogger. Blogger have to understand the mentality of the audience.
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Kevin Martin
February 21st, 2012
Yes, that’s true, but the main point that I was trying to illustrate was that newcomers may be turned off by really long posts, especially for newcomers who are quickly browsing through your content for particular information. Thanks for commenting, Samdonna.
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March 14th, 2012
Quite a hilarious yet informative article. Phew! I don’t have any of the above qualities
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March 14th, 2012
I’m glad you enjoyed the article. I try as best I can to compose an informative, yet intriguing article. Thanks for commenting.
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